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Ben (aka Mr Charisma)

Submitted by benzy311 on Tue, 22/12/2009 - 12:35pm.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Ben (aka Mr Charisma)
Qualifications: 
Coloring in champ Gosford East Primary '93, finger painting finalist.
Skills: 
Learned in the ways of charismatic activity & advanced 1st aid.
Looking forward to: 
Finding himself a red haired Czech bride & make his current lovely girlfriend mud wrestle her for his affection.
NOT Looking forward to: 
Being the only voice of reason and giving into the voices insanity
Previous driving experience: 
Over 500 logged hours in Moon Patrol on Atari 2600
About Me: 

Well known in circles for being able to charm & swankify his way into the hearts & minds of total strangers (as well as into & out of awkward situations) makes the ways of Ben "Mr Charisma"  Thornton a valuable asset. He has electrical trade skills under his belt that is bursting to be tested and certain to fail in a belt notch disaster to rival that of the tragic events in Peru Christmas Day 1924.

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Michael (aka Ol Berms)

Submitted by KhanWood on Sat, 19/12/2009 - 4:59am.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Michael (aka Ol Berms)
Qualifications: 
Currently hold tyhe Taj Belt
Skills: 
Cast iron stomach (inside only) & awesome at disorderly activity
Looking forward to: 
Being well outside my comfort zone
NOT Looking forward to: 
Be punched in the groin by a 63 year old farmhand for inappropriate advances
Previous driving experience: 
Pizza delivery driver fo lyf
About Me: 

Achieved master acclaim when he starred in a lead role as the number one method actor in a late night infomercial as a hung over, blender sceptic neighbour, Michael "Ol Berms" Wood brings his character to life on daily basis and has not looked back. Some people have actually asked him if he could taste the celery.

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Allan (aka Mr Eastwood)

Submitted by bradyman1 on Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:53am.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Allan (aka Mr Eastwood)
Qualifications: 
Well versed in the art of mediocre love making.
Skills: 
Experienced in the ways of Psychological Warfare.
Looking forward to: 
Being world famous on youtube while feeling the steal of an AK47 in my mouth.
NOT Looking forward to: 
Being thrown in the dungeons of Romania for trying to bribe a traffic cop with $7.23 left on a Woolworths voucher.
Previous driving experience: 
700 hours Gran Turismo 1
About Me: 

One of the founding members of the bad hair, worse mo, terrible Punk Rock Show, Allan "Mr Eastwood" Brady has the uncanny resemblance of the 79 year old Clint Eastwood & performs as his body double in recent films. It was his idea to go on this death-trip adventure and as such accepts full legal responsible for anything that goes wrong as well as the general health and mental well-being of other crew members.

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Daniel (aka Boomgate)

Submitted by Boomgate on Mon, 14/12/2009 - 11:56pm.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Daniel (aka Boomgate)
Qualifications: 
Able to squat thrust a mac truck.
Skills: 
Skilled at digging trenches and mine clearance.
Looking forward to: 
Missing his brother's wedding whilst in Kazakhstan.
NOT Looking forward to: 
Being left behind in the middle of the Gobi desert with nothing but a unicycle with a flat tire.
Previous driving experience: 
Hanging onto the side of a runaway tram stuntman style
About Me: 

The natural habitat of Daniel "Boomgate" Clape can be considered to be nothing more remarkable as he makes himself a nest unlike other cave dwelling creatures. Able to inflate car tires in a single breath, strong as an ox and just as hairy, his reputation is only exceeded by his inability to form sentences without expletives aimed at an interrupter.

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Matt (aka Karate Kid)

Submitted by Phattemus on Mon, 14/12/2009 - 1:40pm.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Matt (aka Karate Kid)
Qualifications: 
Actually qualified to mentor the youth of today as a PE teacher.
Skills: 
Master of Close Quarters Combat.
Looking forward to: 
Surviving the onslaught of a zombie warrior army lead by Ghengis Khan.
NOT Looking forward to: 
Not being able to merticulously self-groom on a daily basis.
Previous driving experience: 
Drives his mum's Holden Astra to work daily.
About Me: 

Designated pretty boy of the bunch (mainly because no other crew members qualify), Matthew "Karate Kid" Lawless has the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound and has very little if anything to add to the crew other than the fact he has been to some parts of Europe before. Oh and he came 2nd in the World Karate Championships a few years back... Wax on!

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Tom (aka Moose)

Submitted by The_Moose on Mon, 14/12/2009 - 4:24am.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Tom (aka Moose)
Qualifications: 
Failed PE... every single year of High School
Skills: 
Intellectually adept at computer science.
Looking forward to: 
Becoming the leader of a new Terrorist cell that has the master plan to Spawn Camp people in online shooting video games.
NOT Looking forward to: 
Flesh melting heats that turn gingers into zombie features
Previous driving experience: 
Only person ever to fly a chopper 1 handed, upside down, blind folded and win the map in Battlefield 1942
About Me: 

This is ground control to Major Tom "Moose" Stewart. He enjoys grinding bones to make his bread, smashing open washing machines to make fire pits & sunburn. Tom gets the middle seat on every leg of the adventure because we said so. Only on the adventure to promote equal opportunity for Ginger Haired Pre-Pubescent Males.

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Adam (aka Waldo)

Submitted by Adam on Sun, 13/12/2009 - 8:15am.
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Key Facts
Your Name: 
Adam (aka Waldo)
Qualifications: 
Has a diploma of business and many karaoke trophies.
Skills: 
Talented in the arts of bull-excrementing & creating a rukus.
Looking forward to: 
Becoming the number one Aussie based karaoke singer in Russia.
NOT Looking forward to: 
A car full of sweaty man musk.
Previous driving experience: 
Mario Kart 64: 150cc Luigi Raceway 1 min 45 sec
About Me: 

2/3 manic, 1/2 creative genius, 38/57 blind, 314.12% failed maths. Even if in the room Adam "Waldo" Waters is never quite all there although is rumoured to have once fought off a Lightning Spitting Death Worm (Mongolian creature of myth) by perplexing it with a series of Robot dance moves that are instilled in his DNA. He plans to  find himself healthy organs on the Eastern European black market to extend his life-long caffeine addiction

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MADBAM

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Team MADBAM (Matt, Allan, Daniel, Ben, Adam, Michael & Tom) consists of seven charming & ruggedly handsome Aussie mates who all went to high school together.
They will be testing their wits & lack of mechanical knowledge in the charity rally of a lifetime by driving from London in the UK to Ulaan Bataar, the capital of Mongolia (around 1/3 of the way around the world), with money being raised for "GoHelp" to support children based community projects in Mongolia. Even the cars are donated to charity at the end of the rally!  read more »

What is MADBAM?

Dan O

Submitted by Dan O on Thu, 19/02/2009 - 10:36am.
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Key Facts
Qualifications: 
Construction worker
Skills: 
Gettin lost, especially at night
Looking forward to: 
Open roads (with c & w music)
NOT Looking forward to: 
Breaking down
Previous driving experience: 
Good on excavators
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