From Russia with a sense of great relief...

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So we're finally nearing the end of our time in Russia - apologies for the lack of contact, we're still having phone issues.

 So what have we been up to the last few days.  In all honesty they've been pretty similar - camping in the wilds of Russia avoiding wild boar, deer and mosquitos the likes of which Jurassic Park would be proud.  There have camp fires and beers aplenty with some fairly decent cooking you'll be surprised to hear - but that's mostly from the nurses we've been travelling alongside.  We're up to 5 police stops now, and have got away time without a fine or bribe, although with varying degrees of disgruntlement and frustration on the part of the policeman involved.  In one case, we simply discussed the chances of Pavlyuchenko moving to Chelsea over the summer, and in another Toby and Alex had to sit in a policemans interrogation room, while he pointed at road signs with speed limits on and we pretended to still not know what the problem was....

We met a nice man (the only one we met) who helped us with fitting our spotlights, then insisted we clean the car (while he took toby out back for a "coffee").  We've moved on to slightly more dubious areas though, and after arriving at our hotel/brothel/building site last night some initially friendly locals got arsey when we refused their offer of a drink at 3am (we had to be up at 6), tried to break into the car, and slashed the tyres on the girls car.  So we stayed up till gone 4am keeping watch over the cars, and enjoyed the lovely 2 hours sleep we had before getting up today to replace the affected wheels and head into Mongolia.  In summary:

Women - gorgeous

Men - grumpy

Rocks - none

Trees - lots

Roads - kind of

Mullets - aplenty

Toilets - a big pile of poo in a shed

Language - silly

That's it for now, Mongolia beckons. 

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Title: Charity Rallier
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Re: From Russia with a sense of great relief...

Easily your best blog to date.

 

Laughed my nuts off. Keep'em coming.

 

Mike 

Title: Charity Rallier
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Re: From Russia with a sense of great relief...

Good blog. Seems like you got the girls into trouble, are you still friends?

Mongolia beckons. Onwards & upwards!

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